Isaac Asimov and Terry Pratchett working to get a Golem under control.

Scottish Word: Tirraneese.

Tags: alligator, beard, brain, cabinet, crocodile, glasses, golem, kiln, owl, paint, paintbrush, pot, pots, pratchet, red, skull, study, workshop

“Right. Are ye sure yer Chems for golems are perfect this time Asimov? I’m no wantin this thing gi’in me oni mair o this bane heidit by the letter tirraneese it gets up tae. It pented … Continue reading Tirraneese. →

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A buffalo berates its would be ambusher.

Scottish Word: Guff.

Tags: alligator, bubbles, bull, crocodile, river, smell

“It’s bad enough giving away your ambush position but the guff fae yer pump’s so bad it nearly maks me wish I wuz indeed deid. ” Translate: guff: stench, bad smell. “It is bad enough giving … Continue reading Guff. →

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