The dangers of being a shapely nude model on location with pizza as props.
The Scottish Word:


“Ye besom! Ye’ve no need fur tae waste sic muckle slabs o pizza as thon for tae cover the modesty o a wee drochle as yersel.”


besom: scolding term for a misbehaving woman or girl.

“You bad Madam! You have no need to waste such large slabs of pizza such as those to cover the modesty of a small short person as yourself.”

[besom spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]

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