“Ye besom! Ye’ve no need fur tae waste sic muckle slabs o pizza as thon for tae cover the modesty o a wee drochle as yersel.”
besom: scolding term for a misbehaving woman or girl.
“You bad Madam! You have no need to waste such large slabs of pizza such as those to cover the modesty of a small short person as yourself.”