Look! There wiz a perfectly guid huidin oan that rock that ye rowed aside. Ye could’ve moved the flowers and swingle’t open easy. Ruined. Ma step-faither wiz real guid at fittin them tae cabinets inaw. Translation: … Continue reading Huidin.
Ahm strapped in here determined tae get some mense dinged intae me this New Year. Tae mak me prepared tae resist aw through 2018 them that falsely claim they are oor elders ahn betters. It’s noo … Continue reading Ding.
I’m o the opeenion Igor, that ye need tae cut back oan yer bawkie breedin programme. No least because o the nummer o flies ye hae tae breed tae feed them. Ye’ll get me a bad … Continue reading Bawkie.
Pou awa, pou awa tae save oor kin. One mair pou an we’ll pit an end tae thon raucle-handed ill-muggent reid heided hedge cutter. Once he’s fusionless, he’s mince. Translated: Ill-muggent: malicious. Pull hard, pull hard … Continue reading Ill-muggent
“Stammygastered that’s what I am – aw year ah’ve waited tae see the big event. The Hogmanay fireworks ower the bridges an then it aw goes aff at once in one big flash – it’s the … Continue reading Stammygaster
"This disni sound like a gift suitable for a sprog tae me Santa, ah’d do a backgroond check on that list if I wiz you." Translated: sprog: bright but undersized boy. "This does not sound like … Continue reading sprog
"Ahm ah dottled or dreamin? I swear reindeer keep fleein bye an hoverin aboot as if they’re working oot whits shinin oot o oor windae." Translated: dottle: witless, become crazy or confused, in a state of … Continue reading Dottle
“Santa’s goin tae go totally brainwode wi you when he realises you’ve gone an made aw the toys anatomically correct.” Translated: brainwode: mad, demented. “Santa is going to go totally insane with you when he realises … Continue reading Brainwode
"I’d nae sooner wheeled it oot o the supermarkit ker park an then thon wheelie lokit so I had tae improvise." Translated: lokit: locked up. "I had no sooner wheeled it out of the supermarket car … Continue reading Lokit
“He’s no the actual gyper either so gies all yir sweeties an siller or I’ll lowse ‘im on ye.” Translated: gyper: joker. “He is not the actual joker either so give us all your sweets and … Continue reading Gyper