{"id":1170,"date":"2024-10-09T19:48:29","date_gmt":"2024-10-09T18:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/07-scotstober-tap.png"},"modified":"2024-10-09T21:15:14","modified_gmt":"2024-10-09T20:15:14","slug":"07-scotstober-tap","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/scotstober-week-one\/07-scotstober-tap\/","title":{"rendered":"07-scotstober-tap"},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"class_list":["post-1170","attachment","type-attachment","status-inherit","hentry"],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/07-scotstober-tap.png'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"265\" src=\"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/07-scotstober-tap-300x265.png\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"Orangutang holding an oar upright is alongside two men on a boat which is being towed by two large basking sharks, one of which has a child riding on its back that is submerged up to its neck in the water. In Scots: I jist think were gonna get done fur cheatin. First, oor towein sharks are clearly veesible, second we\u2019re no rowin, an third, pets are forbidden tae tak pairt in the race. Ahn tae tap it aw we\u2019re contravenin health an safety wi lettin wee Archie ride the shark. In the scud inaw. We\u2019re nivir gonna win the oarsmins\u2019 golden bottle- are we. Translate: tap: top. In English: I just think were going to get done for cheating. First, our towing sharks are clearly visible, second we\u2019re not rowing, and third, pets are forbidden to participate in the race. And to top it all we\u2019re contravening health an safety with letting little Archibald ride the shark. Naked, no less. We\u2019re never going to win the oarsmens\u2019 golden bottle \u2013 are we.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/07-scotstober-tap-300x265.png 300w, https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/07-scotstober-tap-768x678.png 768w, https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/07-scotstober-tap.png 918w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Word 07 Scotstober. Tap: top.<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"Orangutang holding an oar upright is alongside two men on a boat which is being towed by two large basking sharks, one of which has a child riding on its back that is submerged up to its neck in the water. In Scots: I jist think were gonna get done fur cheatin. First, oor towein sharks are clearly veesible, second we\u2019re no rowin, an third, pets are forbidden tae tak pairt in the race. Ahn tae tap it aw we\u2019re contravenin health an safety wi lettin wee Archie ride the shark. In the scud inaw. We\u2019re nivir gonna win the oarsmins\u2019 golden bottle- are we. Translate: tap: top. In English: I just think were going to get done for cheating. First, our towing sharks are clearly visible, second we\u2019re not rowing, and third, pets are forbidden to participate in the race. And to top it all we\u2019re contravening health an safety with letting little Archibald ride the shark. Naked, no less. We\u2019re never going to win the oarsmens\u2019 golden bottle \u2013 are we.","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/png","media_details":{"width":918,"height":810,"file":"2024\/10\/07-scotstober-tap.png","filesize":687206,"sizes":{"medium":{"file":"07-scotstober-tap-300x265.png","width":300,"height":265,"filesize":94061,"mime_type":"image\/png","source_url":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/07-scotstober-tap-300x265.png"},"thumbnail":{"file":"07-scotstober-tap-150x150.png","width":150,"height":150,"filesize":31995,"mime_type":"image\/png","source_url":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/07-scotstober-tap-150x150.png"},"medium_large":{"file":"07-scotstober-tap-768x678.png","width":768,"height":678,"filesize":461924,"mime_type":"image\/png","source_url":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/07-scotstober-tap-768x678.png"},"post-thumbnail":{"file":"07-scotstober-tap-604x270.png","width":604,"height":270,"filesize":187795,"mime_type":"image\/png","source_url":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/07-scotstober-tap-604x270.png"},"full":{"file":"07-scotstober-tap.png","width":918,"height":810,"mime_type":"image\/png","source_url":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/07-scotstober-tap.png"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":1149,"source_url":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/07-scotstober-tap.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1170"}],"wp:attached-to":[{"embeddable":true,"post_type":"post","id":1149,"href":"https:\/\/stooryduster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}