Scottish Word: Whit.
Scottish Word: Pushionous.
It’s the remains o pirate captain Windy Wuntle Windlestrae richt eneuch, preserved oer the years by his weel kent aboundant pushionous farts. His peg leg’s here anaw. Captain Windy Wuntle Windlestrae. [part 2 of 2]. As … Continue reading Pushionous.
Scottish Word: Stramash.
Whits aw this stramash steerin up the stoor o the tar o the playgroond fur. Whit are ye aw oot o yer boxes fur, Wha stairted it? Hae ye forgotten aw o yer social distancin trainin? … Continue reading Stramash.
Scottish Word: Keeriosity.
Ah’m awfie sorry mha keeriosity goat the better o me and ah hud tae tak a gander. I hud tae see whit it wuz that aw they folk doon the road were comin up tae ye … Continue reading Keeriosity.
Scottish Word: Pairty.
Tak these invites – they’re tae a Poker Pairty wi the cairts whit keeps tae the lockit-doon rules o a faddom aff. Kerry them straucht intae the hauns o mha pals Lang Shiv Hinkum Sneevlie, Alagrugous … Continue reading Pairty.
Scottish Word: Haggersnash.
Ah ken yer planning tae gie me some groond up raw haggersnash like auld times. But since ye bio-ingineered me tae be sic as yersel ah widni mind trying yin o yer vegan sausages. Ye could … Continue reading Haggersnash.
Scottish Word: Lairge.
Whit tae dae? Whit tae dae? Read yin o mha pauchle o buiks I have oan my slippery peerie tait o a screen or tak in some classic Sci Fi Frae mha skelfs o muckle pepper … Continue reading Lairge.
Scottish Word: Nacket.
Weel Devitt, ye ken yer nithin but a nacket. Ahn a peedie een at that. Whit d’ye think ye can dae agin sic a slee sicker o a sodger as the muckle Goliath yonder. An whit’s … Continue reading Nacket.
Scottish Word: Shairp.
Bob the saw-fish’s neb may no be as shairp as a new boucht bushman but he’ll whitter through thon moggies air pipe fast eneuch. We’re lucky – if we were in a bowl in the warld … Continue reading Shairp.