Walrus on the beach and a killer whale in the ocean are sipping a cocktail while a seabird on the Walrus's head is complaining while his mates wheel around in the azure blue sky, above, enjoying themselves.

Scottish Word: Doxy.

Tags: beach, birds, blue, seal, stones, waves, whale

What am I daein here stuck wi you, ya doxy walrus and thon Orca that canni mak a decent cocktail if his life depended on it. No craik, nae farin, nae gemms, nae jiggin, nae singin, … Continue reading Doxy. →

beach, birds, blue, seal, stones, waves, whale

A mole chatting to the barman over two pints in a dark subterranean bar.

Scottish Word: Skinkle.

Tags: beer, candle, spectacles, stool, window

I mind when this wiz packed fou o young moles wi their een skinklin frae the hunners o candle lanterns lining the mirrored waws. Happy days. Jiggin in the flichterin licht tae the disco beat, fu … Continue reading Skinkle. →

beer, candle, spectacles, stool, window