A sub-mariner chops the tip off a strange plant which turns out to be a sensitive appendage attached to what was, up to that point, a large slumbering monster.

Scottish Word: Sprut.

Tags: blood, bubbles, eyes, fish, lights, scissors, submarine

Ah’ve gruppit an snippit the tip aff o yin o the spirlie spruts frae the unco linear row o spruts yiv observed doon here. It’ll be in the sample poke in a jiffie and I’ll be … Continue reading Sprut. →

blood, bubbles, eyes, fish, lights, scissors, submarine

Lady and a Pirate Captain prepare for the night.

Scottish Word: Cleek.

Tags: captain, crutch, dress, dressing, girl, hat, hook, leg, old woman, peg, pirates, sea, ship, woman, zipper

“If ah can fit ma cleek into yir pou tab I’ll hae ye sorted in a jiffie.” Translate: cleek: substantial metal hook. “If I can fit my hook into your pull tab I’ll have you dressed … Continue reading Cleek. →