
“Santa’s goin tae go totally brainwode wi you when he realises you’ve gone an made aw the toys anatomically correct.” Translate: brainwode: mad, demented. “Santa is going to go totally insane with you when he realises … Continue reading Brainwode. →
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Hoi! Yer ivver an on chitterin’s getting on my nerves. Cut it oot or ye’ll see me going brainwode. Pull yer hood up an coorie doon intae my insulated duffel bag an warm yersel up. Otherwise … Continue reading Chitter. →
Scottish Word: Malkie.

They’re The Creator’s Watchmakers. On an unrelenting raik to ensure that the exact time o The Creator is oan aw the clocks o the Universe. They go brainwode if yir clocks are wrang. Ahn they’re no … Continue reading Malkie. →