“An here’s the falset jotters tae prove tae them wha want tae ken that the timmer cam frae a manished susteenable rainforest.” Translated: timmer: timber. “And here is the forged paperwork that will make believe those who want to know that our timber came from a managed sustainable rainforest.” ripple. Our news reporting responds well [...]
“Crivens! whaur huv they skinnymalinkies come frae an what have they done tae oor plantation?” Translated: skinnymalink: thin person, bones and skin only. “My goodness! Where have all these dreadfully wasted starving people come from and what have they done to our plantation?” wilderness. What constitutes wilderness is a point of view. Often grassland, jungle, [...]
“We’ve got the teeth in common – could ye no see me goin intae widland management – same as you – on a sma scale like.” Translated: wid: wood. “We have got the teeth in common – could you not see me going into woodland management – same as you – but on a smaller [...]
