“Ah gave wee Wallace his freedom. I cuidna stand the sad wee look on his coupon every morning cos o bein locked up. He went oot the windi.” Translated: coupon: face. “I have given little Wallace his freedom. I could not stand the sad tiny look on his face every morning because he was locked [...]
“Ah’d like fried bacon wi the tattie scones also fried but wi ma black puddin grilled along wi a tomato, jist cut in half mind. An I’m no wantin link sausages, I’ll hae lorne, twa slices, an cut it thick. Hae the tea an toast ready at the same time hen, an be sure to [...]
"Hoi what’s that guff – huv ye scowdered ma toast interferin wi that machine again?" Translated: scowder: burn, over-toast. "Hey what’s that smell – have you burnt my toast interfering with that machine again?" expired As a young bachelor with my first flat I inherited an old bakelite toaster from my work coffee area which [...]
