"Ah’m tellin ye Tabatha, Hoolet’s shern free erse is nae indication that yer due a dryte ony time soon for yer compost." Translated: dryte, drite, drait: defecate, poop, excrement. "I am telling you Tabatha, Owl’s nice clean bottom is not an indicator that you are due to get a poop any time soon for your [...]
“Hoi ye! Ca canny wi that ledder, ye’ll caw oor ‘cat’ oot o the tree.” Translated: ca canny: proceed warily, take care. “I say children! Be careful with that ladder, you may knock our ‘cat’ out of the tree.” k? ?kan? brigade.
“An here’s the falset jotters tae prove tae them wha want tae ken that the timmer cam frae a manished susteenable rainforest.” Translated: timmer: timber. “And here is the forged paperwork that will make believe those who want to know that our timber came from a managed sustainable rainforest.” ripple. Our news reporting responds well [...]
“We’ve got the teeth in common – could ye no see me goin intae widland management – same as you – on a sma scale like.” Translated: wid: wood. “We have got the teeth in common – could you not see me going into woodland management – same as you – but on a smaller [...]
“Thanks fur the tree an I ken it’s no a toy. But guys. Youz are gonna huv tae gie a lot mair thoucht tae issues tae dae wi scale an that.” Translated: thoucht: thought. “Thanks for the tree and I know it is not a toy one. But guys. You are going to have to [...]
“…an so oot o aw the worlds in aw the universes it faws tae you tae hae the saifgairdin o the ancient Holy Hailstain sae dear tae generations upon generations o us, the Stivilston race.” Translated: saifgaird: safeguard. “…and so out of all the worlds in all the universes it falls to you to have [...]
