Posts Tagged ‘painting’

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Wrang

by Chief on February 7, 2010 at 12:00 am
It was once a gallery of great art.

“Ah goat the idea frae a schule web site whaur they completely masked all the wean’s swatches tae forbid inappropriate enjosement o the photies. So ah thoucht ah’d dae the same tae the pentins tae protect the airtwork ah own frae the wrang een.” Translated: wrang: wrong. “I got the idea from a school web [...]

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Pentin.

by Chief on September 7, 2005 at 12:00 am
Fashionable flatmates failing at Do It Yourself.

“Telt ye ye shouldni be wearin a birsie jumper when yir pentin.” Translated: pentin: painting. “I did mention to you that you should not be wearing a hairy jumper when you are painting.”

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Swatch.

by Chief on August 31, 2005 at 12:00 am
Landowner being appraised of his lack of assets.

“Ah’ve taen a swatch at yir Constable unner the X-ray an it’s a fake yir Lordship.” Translated: swatch: look, examine. “I have taken a look at your Constable under the X-ray and it is a forgery your Lordship.”

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Siller.

by Chief on May 12, 2005 at 12:00 am
Artist with instant sale.

“Help ma Boab, it’s jist like me, ah’ll tak it an gi ye the siller richt noo.” Translated: siller: money. “My goodness, it is just like me, I will take it and give you the money for it right now.”

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