Posts Tagged ‘nude’

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Beglamour

by Stooryduster on October 28, 2004 at 12:00 am
Even low altitude open air flying is chilly.

“Fleein in the scud on a besom? Nivir nivir nivir iver – even in Summer – it’s a snell, bitter, caul affair as ony auld beglamour o salt’ll tell ye.” Translated: beglamour: bewitched. “Flying naked on a broomstick? Never never never ever – even in Summer – it’s a biting, bitter, cold affair as any [...]

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Besom

by Stooryduster on August 30, 2004 at 12:00 am
The dangers of being a nude model on location.

“Ye besom! Ye’ve no need fur tae waste sic muckle slabs o pizza as thon for tae cover the modesty o a wee drochle as yersel.” Translated: besom: scolding term for a misbehaving woman or girl. “You bad Madam! You have no need to waste such large slabs of pizza such as those to cover [...]

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Yer

by Stooryduster on April 1, 2004 at 12:00 am
A minister in disguise? With that sort of magazine?

“If ye dinni mind, I’ll hae a wee boggle at yer magazine – fur research purposes ainly, ye ken.” Translated: yer: your. “If you do not mind, I would like to have a bit of a serious look at your magazine – for research purposes only, you understand.”

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Hap

by Stooryduster on January 15, 2004 at 12:00 am
Some 'naked' bodies have more insulation than others.

“Ye’d better hap up warm the day, it looks gey cauld oot.” Translated: hap: cover, wrap. “You had better clothe yourself in warm attire today, it looks rather cold outside.”

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Scud.

by Stooryduster on December 6, 2001 at 12:00 am
Foreign tourists getting guidance, who are not yet aware of Scottish midges.

“Ooooh, yir nae allowed tae be in the scud here.” Translated: scud: nude, to be naked. “Ooooh, you are not allowed to be in the nude here.”

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