"Aye so ye thoucht moudieskin scrievin buiks cam wi-oot consequence an that woolly jumpers were adequate recompense did ye? The dootfu cottage industry we deny in oor pursuit o ert! Nae wonder they’re sae dear." Translated: dear: expensive. "Oh yes so you thought moleskin sketch books came without consequence and that woollen jerseys were adequate [...]
“Hello wee man. What brings you doon oor bourie on a braw bricht day like the day?” Translated: bourie: burrow, lair of an animal. “Hello youngster. What brings you down our burrow on such a bright nice sunny day as this?” This references when I was a child and we had access to estate grounds [...]
“Save yersel son. Let yir brakwast wirm go.” Translated: wirm, wurm: worm. “Save yourself son. Let your breakfast worm go.” subterranean drama. If you were in a hot air balloon looking down on a rainforest it would look like a big flat green carpet. Yet you know that it is a jungle stuffed with all [...]
