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Athegither

by Chief on July 26, 2010 at 12:00 am
Ordering a double in the Half Way House, a great pub in Edinburgh Scotland.

“Ah’ll hae a wee whisky an wid ye mak it a double seein it’s a gey dreich day. Och mebbe ye should mak it intae a hot toddy athegither” Translated: athegither: altogether, all as one, in total. “I will have a small whisky and would you make it a double as it is such a [...]

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Aisle-tuith

by Chief on May 31, 2007 at 12:00 am
Alien dentists from space answer the NHS dental practitioner shortfall.

“Aye… it’s one o yir aisle-teeth, it’s needin a pou.” Translated: aisle-tuith: a biscupid tooth, a molar. “Yes… it’s one of your bicuspid teeth, it is needing pulled out.”

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Erse

by Chief on October 25, 2002 at 12:00 am
A question few men can answer, and none correctly.

“Hey, diz ma erse look big in this?” Translated: erse: hinterland, back end, bottom. “Excuse me, but does my hinterland look big in this?”

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Polis.

by Chief on April 25, 2000 at 12:00 am
Wife (in bed) addressing policeman in his underwear, utility belt and wearing a cape cavorting in front of a mirror.

“Gi the gear a rest Angus, yir polis, no a superhero!” Translated: polis: police; ‘Put the equipment away Angus, you are a policeman, not a superhero.’

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