Posts Tagged ‘knife’

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Puggie.

by Stooryduster on March 24, 2005 at 12:00 am
Security staff get to choose how to upgrade their tools.

“Ahve ayeways preferred an attack puggie tae an attack dug.” Translated: puggie: monkey. “I have always preferred an attack monkey to an attack dog.”

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Reel

by Stooryduster on May 12, 2004 at 12:00 am
A gentleman 'armed to eat' at a moments notice.

“Oi Cherlie! Ye canna see green cheese but yer een reel.” Translated: reel: spin, rotate, also a type of dance. “Hey! Charles. You can’t see green cheese but your eyes spin (you can’t see food without wanting to eat it).”

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Tottie

by Stooryduster on February 16, 2004 at 12:00 am
Early hunters make a start on honing the skills of male barbecue.

“Go oan, a tottie bit’ll nae dae ye oanie herm.” Translated: tottie: tiny, small. “Go on, a tiny bit will not do you any harm.”

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Skellie

by Stooryduster on December 5, 2003 at 12:00 am
Truth in the face of adversity.

“Ahm sorry but there’s nae denyin it. Ye’ve got a skellie ee.” Translated: skellie: squint. “I am sorry but there is no denying it. You have a squint.” Flawed – in so many ways.

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Semmit

by Stooryduster on August 31, 2002 at 12:00 am
A wasp laden sandwich rich picnic.

“Yiv a bit o jeelie on yir semmit.” Translated: semmit: vest. “You have a spot of jam on your vest.”

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Haddie.

by Stooryduster on May 3, 2001 at 12:00 am
Diner struggling with his plate of seafood.

“God sink ye! I’m wishin I’d had the haddie nooooo . . .” Translated: haddie: haddock. “Lord sink you! I am wishing that I had ordered the haddock now.”

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