“An here’s the falset jotters tae prove tae them wha want tae ken that the timmer cam frae a manished susteenable rainforest.” Translated: timmer: timber. “And here is the forged paperwork that will make believe those who want to know that our timber came from a managed sustainable rainforest.” ripple. Our news reporting responds well [...]
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“Tak us doon tae the lurgy deeps an oor denner ma trusty steed an hunter.” Translated: denner, dennar: dinner, dine. “Take us down to the infested deeps and get us some food, my trusty steed and hunter.” slither. Slither can be a good word. Such as slithering down a muddy bank into a cool pool [...]
“Nae worries pal. Whether muckle or wee me an Prince Fearless here will tak care o a’ the raptors.” Translated: muckle: big. “No problem sir. Whether large or small, myself and Prince Fearless here will take care of all the raptors.” fearless. It’s true that humans and Dinosaurs did not exist in the same time [...]
“Ye’d think evolution wid gi us a better way tae carry oor sprogs, a pooch or sic like.” Translated: pooch: pocket. “You would think evolution would give us a better way to carry our offspring, a pocket or something similar.”
