Posts Tagged ‘eggs’

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Fae.

by Chief on October 28, 2005 at 12:00 am
A BIG flying bantam with hen's teeth.

“Huh, ma ma’s mad n wiz gibberin aboot hoo batterin bairns wi eggs’ll bring doon the Demon Hen fae Hell oan me .” Translated: fae: from. “Huh, my mum’s mad, she was prattling on about how pelting children with eggs would bring down the Demon Hen from Hell upon me.”

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Howtowdie

by Chief on December 9, 2004 at 12:00 am
A young hen's destiny draws near.

“Ca me what ye like, life’s tae be enjoyed an ahm no plannin tae get layin till ahm older an had ma fun.” Translated: howtowdie: large young chicken destined for the pot. “Call me whatever name you like, life is to be enjoyed and I am not going to begin to lay eggs till I [...]

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Pooch

by Chief on October 15, 2003 at 12:00 am
Dinosaurs, maternity and an eavesdropping mammal getting marsupial ideas.

“Ye’d think evolution wid gi us a better way tae carry oor sprogs, a pooch or sic like.” Translated: pooch: pocket. “You would think evolution would give us a better way to carry our offspring, a pocket or something similar.”

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