Posts Tagged ‘crypt’

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Gibble.

by Chief on May 16, 2010 at 12:00 am
Van Helsing and assistant in the crypt, coffin open and with the sun setting.

“Ach! Ye dunderheid, ye’ve gone an forgoat tae pack the gibbles again” Translated: gibble: tools, implements, wares. “Tsk! You thickhead, you have gone and forgotten to pack the tools again.” equipment. What is it with modern writers that feel they can dispense with the essentials of a monster. Vampires have specific weaknesses which are religious [...]

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Splatter

by Chief on January 1, 2010 at 12:00 am
Female vampire using for a pre-packaged way to bring her ex husband, refreshed, into the new decade.

“Ah’ll pirl the poke wi a shairp pyke mithtreth an wi yin splatter the maithter will be guid as new.” Translated: splatter: sprinkle about, spatter. “I will thrust at the bag of blood with a sharp pointed tip mithtreth and with one sprinkling the marthter will be good as new. renewal – Happy New year [...]

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Thrapple

by Chief on April 17, 2003 at 12:00 am
Master and pupil in the art of public speaking.

thrapple. “Aye! Oilin the thrapple afore a sermon’s nivir done me nae herm.” Translated: thrapple: windpipe. “Oh yes! Lubricating the windpipe before a sermon has never done me any harm.”

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Aye No.6.

by Chief on June 6, 2000 at 12:00 am
Vampire's widow receiving sympathy.

“aye aye . . .” Translated: aye aye: You have my deepest sympathies on this sorrowful occasion.

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