Posts Tagged ‘cow’

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Trachle.

by Stooryduster on June 11, 2010 at 12:00 am
A drover and his herd leaving the tryst and heading South.

"Yer nothin but a trauchle trailin on ahent like that – get yirsel yokit." Translated: trachle, trauchle: a struggle, a hard time. "You are extremely hard work trailing along behind like that – will you please make an effort." trail.

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Gaup

by Stooryduster on May 24, 2007 at 12:00 am
Cows do what cows do to dogs loose in the field.

“What are you lot gaupin at!” Translated: gaup: stare stupidly, stare open mouthed. “What are you lot staring like idiots at!”

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Wye

by Stooryduster on July 27, 2006 at 12:00 am
Vultures know that cows cannot read signs.

“Och the watter hole’s thon wye.” Translated: wye: way. “Oh the water hole is over that way.”

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Coo’s lick

by Stooryduster on March 15, 2003 at 12:00 am
Old bald men doing their best for charity.

“Naebuddy’ll get it. Naebuddy kens whit a coo’s lick is onywie.” Translated: coo’s lick: cowlick, tuft of hair hanging over the forehead. “Nobody will get it. Nobody knows what a cowlick is anyway.” Donate at the Red Nose Day Web Site, Charity 326568

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Ploo.

by Stooryduster on April 4, 2001 at 12:00 am
City gentleman unsuited to driving a tractor.

“If he’s as mickle a milker as ee’s at the plooin we’re done fur.” Translated: ploo: plough. “If he is as bad at milking as he is at ploughing then we are doomed.”

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Coo.

by Stooryduster on September 19, 2000 at 12:00 am
Judge declaring a throw void as the coo is dead.

Coo hurlin’ is not an Olympic nor a Highland Games event, never was, and never will be. Translated: coo: cow. Reload page to see a replay.

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