Posts Tagged ‘budgie’

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Auld

by Stooryduster on August 20, 2009 at 12:00 am
One vet advising his colleague to try another procedure.

“I would advise caution if I wis you, yir budgie’s guy auld fur tae survive the procedure of gettin its temperature took wi a rectal thermometer.” Translated: auld: old. “I would advise caution if I was you, your budgie is rather old to survive the procedure of getting its temperature taken with a rectal thermometer.” [...]

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Burd

by Stooryduster on December 14, 2008 at 12:00 am
A kitten finds it hard to deny it's nature as the voices of the ancestors call out to her.

“Butch the burdie, butch the burdie the ancestral voices in miffin the kitten’s heid seemed to say.” Translated: burd: bird. “Kill the birdie, kill the birdie the ancestral voices in miffin the kitten’s head seemed to say.” Voices.

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