“…an it swelled up awfie, still it’s a right shooglie tram richt enough but Dalmuir to Uddingston an back taks ma sour dook tae jist the right consistency an speakin o sour dook is that no a shame aboot the Queen Mum is’n it no, still …”

Translated:

shoogle: shake, wobble, move from side to side.

“… and it swelled up terribly, still this is indeed a very shaky tram without a doubt but Dalmuir to Uddingston and back brings my buttermilk to just the correct consistency and speaking of buttermilk is that not a shame about the Queen Mother, just so, still …”

Illustration Friday. Shaky: apologies to all for it being a drawing I did so long ago but it fits exactly.