"The dug’s flechs like tae bite him in the doddles an he aye flees intae a picher when he finds the lumps."

Translated:

picher: an excited or overwrought state of mind, a person who is always in a ‘flap’.

"The dog’s flees like to bite him in the privates and he always flies into a panic when he finds the lumps."

ˡpixər

Illustration Friday. kernel.

Finding lumps in your breasts in women and genitals in men is always worth getting checked out.

Early diagnosis and treatment will save your life.

The point of a self exam is not to find something wrong today. The point is to learn what everything feels like when things are normal.

• Testicular self exam.
• Breast self exam.

Cancer is not the certain killer that it used to be.