“Eck there sez it’s no a fancy dress hogmanay pairty efter aw, but we’re welcome tae jine in onywye particularly if we have onie malts in oor kerry oots.”

Translated:

onie: any.

“Eck over there says that it is not a fancy dress new year party after all but we’re welcome to join in anyway, especially if we have any malt whiskies in our ‘bring you own bottle’ bags.”

[onie spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]

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