“Dinni worry jeeliefish. Santa magic’ll also unrwap ye once ma feet are cooled aff an ah’m oot o the watter. Dinni fash yersels”


jeeliefish: jellyfish, as in the potentially deadly Australian box jellyfish, also known as the sea wasp.

“Do not worry jellyfish. Santa magic will also unwrap you once I have cooled off my feet and I am out of the water. Do not be troubled.”

[jeeliefish spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]

Illustration Friday.