"Yer punishment and yer curse for dissin yer betters is tae humph yer inlaw an her dug up iviry Corbett in the land. An think yersel lucky I dinni mak it Munros anaw."

Translated:

humph, hump: the act of carrying a heavy burden.

"Your punishment and your curse for disrespecting your elders is to tote the heavy load of your in inlaw and her dog up every Corbett in the land. And consider yourself lucky that I do not make it all the Munros as well."

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Illustration Friday. obsession.

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