"Ah’m tellin ye Tabatha, Hoolet’s shern free erse is nae indication that yer due a dryte ony time soon for yer compost."

Translated:

dryte, drite, drait: defecate, poop, excrement.

"I am telling you Tabatha, Owl’s nice clean bottom is not an indicator that you are due to get a poop any time soon for your compost."

drəit

Illustration Friday. intention.

What is the cat’s real purpose – and is she right about the owl’s intention?

But most of all what is the dog’s secret agenda?