“It’s yin thing bein paid tae keep ye cuil but powerin yer desk calendar accurately as weel is jist askin oer much.”

Translated:

http://corkcity1916.ie/?kalcerko=cqg-forex-demo&341=44 cuil: cool.

“It is one thing being paid to keep you cool but powering your desk calendar accurately as well is asking too much.”

[cuil spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]