This kist o aw kists an its trumpery has us bumbazed and thorter. Ye ken what that means. We’ll have tae ca’ in the scientists for the first time ever and if that disni work get Trump tae tweet aboot it. Oh the shame, the shame.

Translated:

خيار ثنائي أعلى نسب الأرباح bumbazed: perplexed, confused.

This box of all boxes and its trickery has us perplexed and thwarted. You know what that means. We will have to call in the scientists for the first time ever. And if that doesn’t work, get Trump to tweet about it. Oh the shame, the shame.

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