“I would advise caution if I wis you, yir budgie’s gey auld fur tae survive the procedure of gettin its temperature took wi a rectal thermometer.”


auld: old.

“I would advise caution if I was you, your budgie is rather old to survive the procedure of getting its temperature taken with a rectal thermometer.”

[auld spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]

Illustration Friday.