"Noo hud yer wheesht fur a minute my fine bowsie able lookin puddocks and puddockesses, and I will read tae yez what I huv written oan the menu here."

Translated:

bowsie: big, fat, corpulent, puffed up.

"Now be silent for a minute my fine fat healthy looking frogs and froglettes and I will read to you what I have written on this menu."

ˡbʌusı

Illustration Friday. vocal.

Clamouring to be eaten perhaps.