“Aye… they’re bonny enough, we’ve done well for oor first litter.”

Translated:

bonny, bonnie: beautiful, handsome.

“Yes you are right they are handsome enough, we’ve done well for our first litter.”

[bonny spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]

Illustration Friday.
Impossibility
– very likely this IS possible in this modern age. With the right conceptual artist, a disgustingly rich patron, a few mad geneticists and a private lab, who knows.