"Ah’ve bocht him a chewy toy when ah wiz oot, ah’ve pit it oan the side table ben the hoose."

Translated:

ben: in or towards the inner part of the house, the best room.

"I have bought him a chewy toy when I was out, I have put it on the side table in the inner part of the house."

ˡbɛn

Illustration Friday. toy.

We have a new dog and this is not far from the truth.

Several parts Manchester Terrier to several other mystery parts. A rescue mongrel.

Gardening is likely to prove difficult from now on.

I only have to stick a trowel in the ground once for the dog to muscle in and dig furiously.