“Weel Auld Nick’s actions huv noo been set tae ‘credible threat’ which now means that for safeties sake there’s nae admission o any extras includin falser’s, hip replacements, specs, indeed any non natural fixins, an service in the forces disnae excuse ye.”

Translated:

Auld Nick: The Devil, Satan.

“Well the Devil’s actions have now been set to ‘ credible threat’ which now means that for safeties sake there is no admission of any extras including false teeth, hip replacements, spectacles, indeed any non natural repairs, and serving in the armed forces does not excuse you the restriction.”

ɑld nık

Illustration Friday. boundary.