"I dinni think it’s sic a big secret massel. Ye can see it clearly oan google earth, it’s oan the estate plan an the auld gairdner keeps giein the hinges a reglar ile."

Translated:

gairdner:gardener.

"I don’t think it’s such a big secret myself. You can see it clearly on google earth, it’s on the estate plan, and the old gardener keeps giving the hinges a regular oil."

ˡgerdnər

Illustration Friday. secret.